Today I want to talk to you about a fun little thing I like to call small penis humiliation phone sex. It’s super fun (for me) and quite entertaining! It usually works out like this. The caller, let’s call him “you“, will call me and talk about how little your dick is. Now this could go a few different ways. Either A) you outright know your cock is pathetic and so you truthfully declare its size (usually less than 4 inches, lol) and take your verbal humiliation like the tiny cocked whore you know you are. B) you think you’re perfectly adequate and I have to break you from your denial. (size is still the same, sometimes they try to stretch to 5 which is still 100% unacceptable) To be honest, these are the most fun calls for me because I get to break your spirit. Here you are, delusional in your thoughts that you actually could ever please a woman, and I come along and explain exactly why a woman would never get off on a dick that small – and if she said she did, she was lying to be nice.
You don’t ever have to worry about me being “nice.” I’m blunt. I’m real and I’m honest. It’s ok though because that’s what you called me for. If you wanted some girl to moan and fake like she liked your dick, you’d pick someone sweet and kind who played the sympathetic girlfriend: “oh no, it’s not too small! It’s not the size but how you use it!” LOL! HAH! LMAO!! NO. It is definitely the size. If you use something that’s physically unable to fill up a pussy, no matter how you use it it’s not going to please anyone but yourself. And I have 0 incentive to play with a dick that gives me no pleasure. 8 inches or above here. I have stringent requirements and that’s what makes me so good at SPH phone sex – I don’t bend or break at all. I’m not going to sugar coat anything I say. That’s what you’ll receive every time.
Not only do I have a strict size requirement I have a great sense of humor! I love laughing and laughing at your little dick. The smaller that pathetic cock is, the more I’m going to laugh at you. And tell you about the nice 9 inch cock I get to fuck nightly. We’ll probably do the math to see how many of your cocks it would take to make one of his! My guess it’ll be at least 2 and a half. It won’t take you long to understand why I am the reigning queen of humiliation phone sex and if you don’t watch yourself I might make you cry (which of course will just make me laugh more)!